BONUS_murder

I would like to murder one of my friend because she is smarter than me.I will kill her by trick her to eat the soap.I will buy a fruit smell soap ang tell her that it is a latest snack in the whole wide world and she will be amazed and eat it.Then it will stuck in her throat and she'll not be able to breathe.And she'll ask for some water and I'll give her some toilet cleaning product insted.That will make me feel very happy and satisfied.